More Colorful Quotes

"Can I speak now or will I get in trouble again?" - Joe Laracuente to Miss O'brein last year

"Remember when it used to be fun around here?" - Joe Laracuente on Woodworking 2 class

"I will laugh" - Kevin Morgan on his ex-girlfriend commting suicide

"Will people stop looking at me!" - Mr. Weith on people asking questions

"Bambi is ugly" - Dr. Hrdlicka on Bambi

"I just put it on there to tick off the liberals." - Kirk Shelmerdine on Putting Vote For Bush on his car last year

"Comedy isn't always about laughs." - Mr. Dreyer

"I don't speak Chinese, but I figure if I try, I've got to be saying something." - Joe talking to Derrikee 42 letters in his last name

"How do you know when fish goes bad? It still smells like fish." - Joe Laracuente

"Have you ever noticed that countries whose names end in 'stan' always suck. We should just change the name to Afganisuck" - Mr. Dreyer

"For Joe, happy hour only lasts 10 minutes." - Aaron Finley

"Yeah Why?" - Dr. Hrdlicka on Having 17 vehicles

"Man' Wha' the heck!?!?!?!?!?" - Joe and Nick on Glose having a girlfriend.

"Man' Wha' the heck?!?!?!?!" Jacob Glose on dancing with Homecoming Queen Katie Crow

"What is this Mickey Mouse Stuff?" - Mr. Hicks on people turing the desks around 3 years ago

"Yeah he was paralized." - Dr. Hrdlicka on Spaceball

"Being a lesbian is about more than bad haircuts and riding a motorcycle." - Mr.Dreyer on tolerance and acceptance

"I do a little running, jumping, and kicking to stay in shape. Police call it resisting arrest." - Curtis Myler

"What are you saying Klump, that I look like a heavy Santa Claus?" - Sean Kurth

"Nothing says guilty like a high priced lawyer. - John Laracuente

"If I can make just one person laugh, I am already doing better than Tony Danza." - Joe Laracuente

"God doesn't care about the preseason."- Mr. Parker after seeing a guy celebrate a preseason touchdown by pointing toward the heavens

"I just want to get so famous that I can hold press conferences." - Joe Laracuente

"Hang out with losers and you look like a winner."- Joe Laracuente

"Whatever Madonna believes in is automatically wrong."- Dr. Hrdlicka

"Does anyone remember the NHL?" - Joe Laracuente

"Anyone going to go see Fantsic bore this weekend?" - Mr. Appleton on Fantasic 4

"No matter how many surgeries you have, you can't take the depression out." - Joe Laracuente

"When i get done with her she will be michelle MCLOSER"- Melina on michelle McCool

"Does the moon exist?" - Stan hover on the moon

"I don't care about the poor i care about pizza" - Mr. Dreyer on the NHS drive

"J, J, J,J, J, J,J for Joe, Joe, Joe Joe - Mr. Weith on joe's "J" on Joe's box

 "You cannot catch mad cow from a donut." - Joe Laracuente on donuts

"Pizza is way more popular than I will ever be." - Joe Laracuente

"If you're in a coma do you wear shoes?"- Robbie Marshall on coma fashion

"How come free chicken samples taste better when it's got a toothpick in it? I swear to god it does." - Sean Kurth on free samples

"The goal is not to goto summer school" - Mr. Barth

"People like hate me now" - Kirstyn Smith

"Live, food, live bodies, cooked food, dead food, dead cells, dead bodies!" - The Juiceman

"Little umbrellas get the party started right!" -Joe Laracuente about the drinks that have the little umbrellas in them.

"I'm sexy Kurt. I'll make your ankle hurt!" - Kurt Angle

"See the thing is...I know this guy, who knows a guy, who has a friend, who's the cousin, of the editor of Tiger Beat! And I have a meeting with him, tonight!" - Joe Laracuente

"I have received calls from parents telling me that their children were too depressed to go to school today." Kurt Angle on losing the title

"Virginia is for lovers, provided those lovers are not from the same family" - Robbie Marshall on Virgina

"Even though, I suplexed an 82 year old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children not to mention elderly people." Kurt Angle

"I did it for the the Rock, I did it for the people, I did it, I did it, ahhhh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!" - The Rock on Rikishi

"Dose anyone remember the NHL?" - Joe Laracuente on the NHL

"Whats the daily limit for catching dead bodies in the missippi river? - Joe Laracuente

"We should take out the boring organs in our body, and put like a CD player and a cell phone" - Joe Laracuente

"Hollywood is filled with phonys and fakes" - Muhhamed Hassan

"Life's a bitch then you marry one" - The Sandman

"The best amateur wrestler of all time and the best professional wrestler of all time!"
-Kurt Angle, Olympic hero

"Yo cats like dogs expect they smaller!" - Jennifer Robinson

"Your husband is going to lose his match, just like you lost your baby!" - Gene Snitksy talking to Lita

"I'm not having fun, unless someone is suffering" - Gene Snitsky

"Can you bribe a jury with tacos?" - Joe Laracuente on illegal immigrants in court.

"What you not have a nice night in a bath house mosher?" - Mike Kowaleski

"Your dad better be a fireman, mosher beacuse i buring down your house!" - Mike Kowaleski

"I want to have bestiality sex with your wife."
-Kurt Angle, Olympic hero

“My problem for last year that my equipment was inferior, and I have to do something about that or I'm not going to get any girls” - Joe Laracuente

"The good Lord doesn't tell you what His plan is, so all you can do is getup in the morning and see what happens next."- Ralpheal Laracuente Sr.

"Life is alot like scrap box, you never know what yur'e gonna get?" - Mr. weith on the scrapbox

"Where's the party at, oh that's right you guys can't talk!" - Joe making a guest apperance in the ISAP room.

"It's not a beast it's a beastie!" - Joe telling the sub about the beast in "Lord Of The Flies"

"Wendy's chilli is now finger food" - Mr. Dalton on Wendy's finger chilli.

" I don't care about the poor i care about pizza" - Mr. Dreyer on  the NHS contest.

"Studying while driving, playing solitare and playing madden 2005" - Joe Laracuente on Dan Carlise habits.

 You can tell the Pope doesn't have a wife because she would have never let him leave the house wearing that hat."
- Mr. Dreyer on the new pope.

"Most people who get the crap beat out of them deserved it."
- Mr. Dreyer

Mr. Dreyer

Mr. Hicks (anything that man says is comedic gold!)

Joe Laracuente

Kevin Morgan

Dr. Hrdlicka 

"One thing I know there are no horses on Venus!" - Joe Laracuente

"We can't do that, beacuse his partner is dead" - Johhny Nitro saying theres only one LOD member

"Wanna pice of candy holmes?" - Eddie Gurraeo

"Anyone going to see Fantastic Bore this weekend" - Mr. Appleton

"Work harder, work smarter!" - John "Bradshaw" Layfield

"I'm more lost than Jed Clampett on Beverly Hills! This doing work...it just ain't right!"-Joe Laracuente on Alergbaric Geometry

"Nothing says guilty like a high priced lawyer".-  John Laracuente